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Comment on SPANISH CASTLE MAGIC #3 by wreckedimkilledim

wreckedimkilledim — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:44:58 +0000

Really? You used to just wince in pain when I loosened you up with mine.

Comment on SPANISH CASTLE MAGIC #3 by The Central Scrutinizer

The Central Scrutinizer — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:38:50 +0000

I quite like fifty foot fibreglass sausages meself.

Comment on SPANISH CASTLE MAGIC #3 by wreckedimkilledim

wreckedimkilledim — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:39:34 +0000

Sensible linen hats! Sensible linen hats! Japan loves a man in uniform. Actoolly, it’s a fantasy of mine that a socialist government seizes power, and makes a whole host of seemingly odd demands on the Japanese populace.
One of these bizarro world revisited dictates would be any retired tourist headed to Spain or any othe European destination has to pay for, and chaperon a member of the high school or college generation to the same tourist destination as the old age pensioner. In this way, some bass ackwards good intentioned kid gets to breathe a little outside these islands.
The next time, a development corporation moves into the lad’s neighborhood to build a fifty foot fiberglass sausage, calling it “Japan’s Salute to Wieners World,” the lad gets the gumption to circulate a petition and form protests over the proposed sausage implant in his very neighborhood.
When the T.V. cameras come to interview him, he responds, ” I been to Belgium. They don’t put fifty foot fiber glass sausages in people’s neighborhoods there. So, why should we do it here?” The assembled camera crew rumbles, “haaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaa hooooo hooooo hoooo so desu ka?” Could happen…

Comment on MEET THE NEW CAT, SAME AS THE OLD CAT? by The Central Scrutinizer

The Central Scrutinizer — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:11:20 +0000

You can say that again, Mr.Hat!

Comment on MEET THE NEW CAT, SAME AS THE OLD CAT? by wreckedimkilledim

wreckedimkilledim — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:48:45 +0000

I’m only as god made me.

Comment on MEET THE NEW CAT, SAME AS THE OLD CAT? by The Central Scrutinizer

The Central Scrutinizer — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:01:39 +0000

And what exactly does this have to do with Apple’s Snow Leopard upgrade, sir?

Comment on MEET THE NEW CAT, SAME AS THE OLD CAT? by wreckedimkilledim

wreckedimkilledim — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:20:47 +0000

The Ballad of the UNIQLO Maaaaaan!
Naw..forget that one. Try this instead:

Oooh, Johnny Japhole Johnny Johnny Japhole
Oooh, Johnny Japhole Johnny Johnny Japhole

Johnny Chimpira
Dick like a weed
He slaps his slut
She starts to bleed
Cuz he’s a 21st Century Japhole
21st Century Japhole
Johnny Chimpira
Pubic hair head
He takes his slut
and bangs her in bed
Cuz he’s a…21st Century Japhole
21st Century Japhole
Johnny Chimpira
He’s running late
White car black windows
His specialty is date rape
Cuz he’s a 21st Century Japhole
21st Century Japhole
I said it
Won’t regret it
He’s a 21st Century Japhole
21st Century Japhole
Provincial Johnny
He’s got his needs
He hits the pedal
He gets off on speed
Oh no Johnny Johnny Johnny Jaaaaaphollllle
Look out look out look out…CRAAAAAASH!
(Cuz this 1950’s greaser song ends like they all do with the death of our greasy anti hero.) spoken bit here

Comment on FAN OF THE iFAN by Vicky

Vicky — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:50:26 +0000

This is so bizzare…
And yes, I think this is an indication of the imminent collapse of human civilisation into a heap of petty nonsense.

(I’m saying this because I don’t have an I-Phone, otherwise I would probably spend lots of money in useless apps =)

Comment on PAN(DEM)IC by The Central Scrutinizer

The Central Scrutinizer — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:27:02 +0000

Muddy Bubbles Hell in Wales? You were privileged indeed! Good luck with the blog revamp, sir…

Comment on PAN(DEM)IC by sakuranbo

sakuranbo — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:36:41 +0000

Although completely unrelated to global pandemics, this is as good a place as any to spout my words. My blog has fallen under harsh new management and has expunged the link to your fine blog, so feel free to return in kind. Before I leave forever though, Shonen Knife were in town (in Wales) last week and they played Muddy Bubbles Hell, and it was absolutely incredible. Thank you for introducing me to these fine musical matrons!