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		<title>PROLONGING THE NOW</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time is a strange commodity. Our watches tell us it&#8217;s ticking away at a standard rate and that it&#8217;s a constant, although anyone familiar with physics knows this is wrong, and it&#8217;s just a construct to keep us all in place at our shitty jobs. Incidentally, I just heard today that in an experiment involving [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ardle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4313452&amp;post=929&amp;subd=ardle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Time is a strange <strong>commodity</strong>.</p>
<p>Our watches tell us it&#8217;s ticking away at a standard rate and that it&#8217;s a <strong>constant</strong>, although anyone familiar with physics knows this is <strong>wrong</strong>, and it&#8217;s just a <strong>construct</strong> to keep us all in place at our shitty <strong>jobs</strong>.</p>
<p>Incidentally, I just heard today that in an experiment involving <strong>neutrinos</strong> at the Hadron Collider in Switzerland, the speed of light was observed to have been <strong>surpassed</strong>. If true, the implications for <strong>physics</strong>, and our entire understanding of the <strong>universe</strong> may have to be radically altered&#8230;</p>
<p>But back to time.</p>
<p>Do you ever feel that time is so <strong>ephemeral</strong> and so <strong>speedy</strong> that you are hardly able to <strong>grasp</strong> a hold of events as they shoot past?</p>
<p>I feel like this when I&#8217;m on <strong>holiday</strong>, which lends a strange <strong>otherworldly</strong> air to the whole experience.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/time4.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-933 aligncenter" title="time4" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/time4.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>Let me explain a bit more.</p>
<p>Normally we don&#8217;t really notice the passage of time in our daily <strong>humdrum</strong> routine existences. We know we&#8217;re <strong>fatter</strong> than we were a year ago, and with less <strong>hair</strong>, and we aren&#8217;t earning as much <strong>money</strong>, perhaps, but on a day to day level we can&#8217;t easily detect <strong>change</strong> and can get a handle on things because there is an <strong>illusion</strong> of stability.</p>
<p>But in a way, nothing exists. I don&#8217;t mean this as a <strong>pessimistic</strong> manifestation of existentialist <strong>angst</strong>, but think about it.</p>
<p>The <strong>past</strong> has gone, and is just a ghostly <strong>memory</strong> which will fade, and the <strong>future</strong> hasn&#8217;t happened yet, and so doesn&#8217;t exist.</p>
<p>That leaves us with <strong>now</strong>. This is the only point at which we are experiencing things directly, the only point which is &#8216;<em>real</em>.&#8217;</p>
<p>But if you go <strong>deeper</strong>, you find that this point of real life is <strong>minuscule</strong>. If you try to pair it down with a temporal <strong>scalpel</strong>, you could say that one second ago is the <strong>past</strong>, and the next second will be the <strong>future</strong>, leaving a tiny window of <strong>now</strong>. But you could keep paring this down <strong>infinitely</strong> until you find that there is in fact no &#8216;<em>now</em>&#8216; at all, just the intersection between two <strong>unreal</strong> states. That&#8217;s quite a <strong>disturbing</strong> thought, isn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/time5.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-934 aligncenter" title="time5" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/time5.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>In our <strong>normal</strong> lives this kind of thing doesn&#8217;t matter, because what we did last week pretty much resembles what we&#8217;re doing this week, and chances are it will be virtually the <strong>same</strong> as what we get up to next week.</p>
<p>So there&#8217;s an illusion of <strong>stability</strong> and permanence brought about by the <strong>repetitiveness</strong> of everyday life, which dulls our <strong>awareness</strong> of the march of time and the <strong>ephemeral</strong> nature of all things.</p>
<p>On <strong>holiday</strong> it&#8217;s different, though&#8230;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been eleven days since I returned from a three-week trip to <strong>France</strong> and <strong>Portugal</strong>.</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m locked into a kind a <strong>stasis</strong> in which I go to bed at 4:30am, get up at noon, go and hang out in a <strong>cafe</strong> for a few hours, go back home, listen to some <strong>music</strong>, <strong>cook</strong>, watch <strong>DVDs</strong>, process <strong>photos</strong>, read <strong>books</strong> &#8211; everyday precisely the same <strong>routine</strong>, a lethargic <strong>torpor</strong> partly caused by extended<strong> jet-lag</strong> but also a desire to try to prolong this <strong>stretch</strong> of time before the <strong>horror</strong> of going to work starts again.</p>
<p>When I was in <strong>Europe</strong>, however, I was experiencing <strong>new</strong> things every day, changing my <strong>location</strong> frequently, meeting new <strong>people</strong>, and the whole thing shot past at a <strong>velocity</strong> which seemed so high that it was hard to keep a <strong>hold</strong> of anything.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/time1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-935 aligncenter" title="time1" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/time1.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>I took to jotting down the <strong>events</strong> of each day in a little notebook, because if I didn&#8217;t, I had the feeling that they might <strong>vanish</strong>, leaving no trace of their existence.</p>
<p>Sometimes this feeling of temporal <strong>velocity</strong> and my inability to construct a wide enough &#8216;<em>now</em>&#8216; upon which to build a stable <strong>vantage</strong> point led me feel that the events passing before my eyes were not real, and actually appeared somehow &#8216;<em>thin</em>&#8216; and <strong>distant</strong>.</p>
<p>I felt like an observer watching someone else&#8217;s <strong>film</strong> at high speed, that my <strong>connection</strong> to the surroundings, the people and events was so <strong>tenuous</strong> that I couldn&#8217;t <strong>tether</strong> myself to them sufficiently to make them <strong>real</strong>.</p>
<p>And indeed, in recent years when I return home from extended <strong>trips</strong> I always feel as if I had never actually left, and only my <strong>photos</strong> prove that I was really there (and the enormous <strong>hole</strong> in my bank account, of course).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s for this very reason that I deliberately try to <strong>force</strong> myself to enjoy every new <strong>vista</strong> in quiet contemplation before picking up the <strong>camera</strong>.</p>
<p>So many people on holiday are <strong>snapping</strong> away that paradoxically, their very attempts to preserve the <strong>moment</strong> actual heighten their <strong>inability</strong> to connect with and experience it in any real sense, adding to the feeling of its <strong>unreality</strong> and <strong>ephemeralness</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/time31.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-937 aligncenter" title="time3" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/time31.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>How sad then, that it is the mundane <strong>repetitiveness</strong> of everyday life that keeps us <strong>grounded</strong> and lends our lives a sense of <strong>stability</strong> in a sea of constant <strong>flux</strong>, rather than the spontaneous <strong>adventures</strong> into new territories which are gone in the blinking of an eyelid, leaving faint traces of a <strong>fantastic</strong> &#8216;<em>otherness</em>&#8216; to be chased after in <strong>daydreams</strong> like a rare butterfly, always just out of reach&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8216;<em>Prolonging the Now</em>&#8216; &#8211; well, that sounds like a great song title to me, but it&#8217;s also something to <strong>strive</strong> for in making the most of life.</p>
<p>Just as a <strong>Buddhist</strong> acolyte seeks to transform his insights into a permanent state of <em>satori</em>, so should we be looking how to deepen our <strong>connectedness</strong> with reality in order to heighten <strong>experience</strong>.</p>
<p>However, it has just occurred to me that some people might argue that it is precisely those repetitive <strong>rituals</strong> of daily life that should be <strong>cherished</strong> and enjoyed since they are the only realities. &#8216;<em>The more you travel, the less you see</em>&#8216; kind of thing.</p>
<p>As <strong>Hitchcock</strong> might say (Robyn, not Alfred), these are all very much late <strong>September</strong> kind of thoughts&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>FACEBOOK FREE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just deleted my Facebook account, and it&#8217;s so very liberating to have dispensed with all that vacuous nonsense. I was an early adopter, signing up just out of curiosity when it was it in its infancy, then leaving it dormant because I didn&#8217;t really know what it was for. Then it hit the big [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ardle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4313452&amp;post=917&amp;subd=ardle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve just deleted my Facebook account, and it&#8217;s so very liberating to have dispensed with all that vacuous nonsense.</p>
<p>I was an early adopter, signing up just out of curiosity when it was it in its infancy, then leaving it dormant because I didn&#8217;t really know what it was for.</p>
<p>Then it hit the big time, and very soon I found myself with a whole roster of new &#8216;friends.&#8217;</p>
<p>Sometimes I thought it was good: old acquaintances in other countries found me and we would exchange messages. Family members too could keep in touch.</p>
<p><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/facebook_sucks.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-921" title="facebook_sucks" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/facebook_sucks.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>But very soon I found myself pressured into accepting friend requests out of political expediency from people at work I dislike.</p>
<p>Then people from school who I didn&#8217;t really know would appear, and I would casually (and foolishly) accept them. Likewise large numbers of my students. The vast majority of both types would submit friend requests, only to never engage in a single word of communication once connected. Why did they bother, if they didn&#8217;t want to get in touch?</p>
<p>Far from facilitating interaction, then, Facebook has proved to be an exercise in futility.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve no desire to post anything on my &#8216;wall,&#8217; since I&#8217;m effectively muzzled by the nature of the people in my friends list, and would never &#8216;share&#8217; anything even remotely personal. Similarly, I have little interest in the meaningless drivel posted by others.</p>
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<p>So, what is the point of Facebook?</p>
<p>I have never met or got to know anyone new there.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve had next to no meaningful interaction with my family or &#8216;friends.&#8217;</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t need it as a platform for my ideas and thoughts, since I have two websites and two blogs for that.</p>
<p>Even if faced with loneliness, these are no substitute for real face-to-face human interaction.</p>
<p><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fingerfacebook.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-924" title="fingerfacebook" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fingerfacebook.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>I would have got rid of this shallow and superficial all-pervasive monster long ago, but I kept thinking &#8216;what if someone wanted to find me, what if friends want to send a message &#8211; shouldn&#8217;t I just leave it open for that?&#8217;</p>
<p>Now, I realise, this is unnecessary.</p>
<p>If anyone wants to get in touch with me, there&#8217;s this thing called email. It&#8217;s private. It&#8217;s easy to use. My friends and family have this channel already.</p>
<p>Likewise, if someone else wants to find me, an internet search will work wonders.</p>
<p>Being part of Facebook is not only a pointless waste of time, it&#8217;s allowing yourself to be sucked into the paranoid creation of some dysfunctional megalomaniacs.</p>
<p>Think this is an exaggeration? See what happens when you try to leave.</p>
<p><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/facebook-is-shit.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-925" title="facebook-is-shit" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/facebook-is-shit.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>First, try to find the &#8216;deactivate&#8217; button buried somewhere in your settings menu.</p>
<p>You might assume that pressing this leads to your account (and all of your personal data) being deleted, but oh no.</p>
<p>You are transported to a page where Facebook tries to emotionally blackmail you. Almost unbelievably, a selection of your friend&#8217;s images are displayed, together with a message that they will miss you if you leave.</p>
<p>One might be tempted into thinking this was a joke, but no: despite having five hundred million souls signed up, they can&#8217;t bear it if just one slips away, and they&#8217;ll do anything to keep you there.</p>
<p><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fsf_say_no_to_facebook_zuckerberg.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-926" title="FSF_say_no_to_facebook_Zuckerberg" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fsf_say_no_to_facebook_zuckerberg.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>So, assuming the blackmail doesn&#8217;t work, and you decide to go anyway, you then make the astounding discovery that &#8216;deactivating&#8217; your account doesn&#8217;t mean &#8216;deleting&#8217; it at all.</p>
<p>Facebook wants to make it as difficult as possible for you to leave, and thus &#8216;deactivation&#8217; just means that while your mugshot and profile are removed from the public gaze, all of your photos and data are stored away somewhere so that you can revive your account any time by just logging in again.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right, they&#8217;re going to keep your stuff for you just in case you &#8216;change your mind.&#8217;</p>
<p>To really shut down your account you&#8217;re going to have to work a little harder : there&#8217;s no button for this &#8211; you actually have to submit a request, and even then they don&#8217;t immediately shut things down &#8211; they wait two weeks, in case you have &#8216;second thoughts&#8217; about your rash and unreasonable desire to regain control of your privacy and start communicating with people the good old fashioned way, by using your vocal chords and looking into their eyes.</p>
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		<title>IVAN THE TERRIBLE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[John (Ivan) Demjanjuk has been found guilty and sentenced to five years imprisonment in Munich today. This is justice, and the result of decades of complex legal proceedings, so unlike the recent disposal of Bin Laden. For those who don&#8217;t know, Demjanjuk is a 91 year old Ukrainian collaborator and mass murderer. During World War [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ardle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4313452&amp;post=783&amp;subd=ardle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John (Ivan) <strong>Demjanjuk</strong> has been found <strong>guilty</strong> and <strong>sentenced</strong> to five years imprisonment in <strong>Munich</strong> today. This is <strong>justice</strong>, and the result of decades of complex legal <strong>proceedings</strong>, so unlike the recent <strong>disposal</strong> of <strong>Bin Laden</strong>.</p>
<p>For those who don&#8217;t know, <strong>Demjanjuk</strong> is a 91 year old Ukrainian <strong>collaborator</strong> and mass <strong>murderer</strong>. During <strong>World War II</strong> as a <strong>Red Army</strong> soldier he was captured by the invading <strong>Nazis</strong>, then willingly changed sides to become a <strong>guard</strong> at the <strong>Sobibor</strong> death camp in <strong>Poland</strong>. Here, during a period of seventeen months around <strong>200,000 people</strong>, mostly <strong>Jews</strong>, were <strong>exterminated</strong>. <strong>Demjanjuk</strong> has been found <strong>guilty</strong> of taking part in the <strong>deaths</strong> of some <strong>27,900</strong> of this total.</p>
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<p>Like many involved in the <strong>Holocaust</strong>, <strong>Demjanjuk</strong> somehow evaded <strong>detection</strong> and managed to become a naturalised <strong>US citizen</strong>, but eventually his past caught up with him and he was <strong>extradited</strong> to <strong>Israel</strong> where he spent eight years in <strong>detention</strong>, accused of being the notorious &#8216;<em>Ivan the Terrible</em>,&#8217; a sadistic <strong>guard</strong> at <strong>Treblinka</strong>, another death camp (more than <strong>700,000</strong> victims). Unfortunately, despite clear <strong>evidence</strong> to his having been involved in the <strong>Holocaust</strong>, he was found not to be the aforementioned <strong>guard</strong>, and had to be <strong>released</strong>.</p>
<p>However, <strong>Demjanjuk</strong>, now stripped of his <strong>US citizenship</strong>, was <strong>extradited</strong> to <strong>Germany</strong> in <strong>2009</strong> to stand <strong>trial</strong> again, this time prosecutors placing him in the <strong>correct</strong> death camp.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Demjanjuk" src="http://www.briancuban.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/demjanjuk1.jpg" alt="" width="440" height="282" /></p>
<p>Although the sentence seems somewhat <strong>mild</strong> given the <strong>enormity</strong> of his <strong>crimes</strong>, the point is that <strong>justice</strong> has been done, despite a gap of nearly <strong>seventy</strong> <strong>years</strong>, and this <strong>despicable</strong> individual will be <strong>remembered</strong> for what he was &#8211; a <strong>willing mass murderer</strong> who showed no <strong>remorse</strong> for his <strong>crimes</strong>.</p>
<p>He may not have been <strong>Ivan the Terrible</strong> of <strong>Treblinka</strong>, but he certainly fits the bill for that of <strong>Sobibor</strong>&#8230;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[DANIIL KHARMS &#8211; &#8220;Today I Wrote Nothing&#8221; (2007) Daniil Kharms (1905-1942) was an obscure and bizarre Russian writer, poet and dramatist of the twenties and thirties. A member of the absurdist &#8216;OBERIU&#8216; circle based in Leningrad, little of whose work has filtered through into the West, his unruly artistic outpourings became increasingly hard to realise [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ardle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4313452&amp;post=710&amp;subd=ardle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><strong>DANIIL KHARMS &#8211; &#8220;Today I Wrote Nothing&#8221; (2007)</strong></p>
<p><strong>Daniil Kharms</strong> (1905-1942) was an <strong>obscure</strong> and <strong>bizarre</strong> Russian <strong>writer</strong>, <strong>poet</strong> and <strong>dramatist</strong> of the twenties and thirties.</p>
<p>A member of the <strong>absurdist</strong> &#8216;<em>OBERIU</em>&#8216; circle based in <strong>Leningrad</strong>, little of whose work has filtered through into the <strong>West</strong>, his unruly artistic <strong>outpourings</strong> became increasingly hard to <strong>realise</strong> by the late 1920&#8242;s as Soviet <strong>intolerance</strong> of the <strong>unorthodox</strong> grew.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="Kharms Grafitti" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/%D0%A5%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%8C%D0%BA.%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B1.%D0%BB.8_%D0%94.%D0%A5%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BC%D1%81_VizuIMG_3678.JPG/190px-%D0%A5%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%8C%D0%BA.%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B1.%D0%BB.8_%D0%94.%D0%A5%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BC%D1%81_VizuIMG_3678.JPG" alt="" width="190" height="143" /></p>
<p>Finding occasional work as a writer of <strong>children&#8217;s stories</strong> (very <strong>suitable</strong> given his <strong>absurdist</strong> sensibilities), his <strong>eccentric</strong> existence on the <strong>fringes</strong> of society came to an early end when the Soviet Union was attacked by <strong>Nazi</strong> Germany in June 1941.</p>
<p>Escaping the <strong>draft</strong> by feigning <strong>madness</strong> (not difficult for <strong>Kharms</strong>), he was subsequently <strong>arrested</strong> by the <strong>NKVD</strong> in a round-up of <strong>suspicious</strong> characters as the <strong>Germans</strong> encircled the city, and was sent to a psychiatric <strong>prison</strong> where he <strong>perished</strong> from <strong>starvation</strong> the following year, sharing the <strong>fate</strong> of hundreds of thousands of fellow <strong>civilians</strong> caught in the siege. He was still in his thirties.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Daniil Kharms" src="http://kempis.nl/mag/wp-content/uploads/kharms00(2).jpg" alt="" width="294" height="94" /></p>
<p>This volume <strong>collects</strong> together some of his <strong>fragmented</strong> and <strong>unusual</strong> output in the form of <strong>stories</strong>, <strong>plays</strong> and <strong>poems</strong>, for the most part <strong>brief</strong> in the extreme.</p>
<p>As an <strong>absurdist</strong>, <strong>Kharms</strong>&#8216; work is wonderfully free of <strong>restraint</strong>. His stories end <strong>prematurely</strong> when he can&#8217;t be bothered to <strong>finish</strong>, or even <strong>start</strong> them. His characters often do <strong>nothing</strong>, or die <strong>suddenly</strong> for no apparent <strong>reason</strong>. <strong>Violence</strong> prevails as in the <strong>unexpurgated</strong> <em>Grimm</em> stories, <strong>surreal</strong> and <strong>nonsensical</strong>. A deep dislike of <strong>children</strong> and <strong>old people </strong>underpins the proceedings (the former being <strong>ironic</strong> in that <strong>Kharms</strong>&#8216; work for <strong>children</strong> was what <strong>fed</strong> him and established his posthumous <strong>reputation</strong>).</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="Daniil Kharms" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSFOK8tBXmiKzFSIYW3guGzO1pzW9mY39sRgz4Y45KyqM3ztTF" alt="" width="245" height="206" /></p>
<p>Some pieces are intensely <strong>funny</strong>, but many are so wilfully <strong>obscure</strong> and <strong>futile</strong> that they are almost <strong>pointless</strong> to read, which, I suppose, <strong>paradoxically</strong>, is the whole <strong>point</strong>.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, after <strong>finishing</strong> the book I felt I wanted more, having become <strong>immersed</strong> in the <strong>strange</strong> world of <strong>Mr Kharms</strong>, where people <strong>die</strong> of blows to the head from giant <strong>cucumbers</strong>, <em>Pushkin</em> and <em>Gogol</em> appear in a play in which they just <strong>fall over</strong> each other repeatedly, and <strong>Frenchmen</strong> try endlessly to find the most comfortable <strong>furniture</strong> in their rooms.</p>
<p>A great read for people willing to <strong>experiment</strong> and who do not need the <strong>conventions</strong> of plot and linearity (or indeed <strong>logic</strong>) to derive <strong>enjoyment</strong> from the written <strong>word</strong>.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="Daniil Kharms" src="http://www.rusf.ru/fc/img/big/harms.jpg" alt="" width="197" height="300" /></p>
<p>Think of <strong>Kharms</strong> as the literary equivalent of some of the more <strong>extreme</strong> forms of modern <strong>painting</strong> that were appearing in the same <strong>era</strong>: breaking <strong>boundaries</strong> and <strong>challenging</strong> the audience, like <strong>shock</strong> troops, but ultimately not for <strong>everyone</strong>.</p>
<p>Here are two prominent <strong>examples</strong> of <strong>Kharms</strong>&#8216; micro-fiction:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Daniil Kharms" src="http://kafastudio.com/wp-content/uploads/Kharms-02.jpg" alt="" width="307" height="226" /></p>
<blockquote><p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>BLUE NOTEBOOK No.10</strong></p>
<p>There was a redheaded man who had no eyes or ears. He didn&#8217;t have hair either, so he was called a rehead arbitrarily.</p>
<p>He couldn&#8217;t talk because he had no mouth. He didn&#8217;t have a nose either.</p>
<p>He didn&#8217;t even have arms or legs. He had no stomach, he had no back, no spine, and he didn&#8217;t have any insides at all. There was nothing! So, we don&#8217;t even know who we&#8217;re talking about.</p>
<p>We&#8217;d better not talk about him any more.</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Daniil Kharms" src="http://www.kitaponerisi.com/imgKitaplar/b/833.JPG" alt="" width="185" height="240" /></p>
<blockquote><p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>THE MEETING</strong></p>
<p>Now, one day, a man went to work, and on the way he met another man, who, having bought a loaf of Polish bread, was heading back home where he came from.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s it, more or less.</p></blockquote>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout my childhood I was sometimes afflicted, or perhaps blessed, with a strange and rare occurrence. It would come on in the evening, usually at bedtime, often as I lay awake with my head on one side, waiting for transportation to the Land of Nod. Instead, I found myself in a bizarre sensory juxtaposition that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ardle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4313452&amp;post=690&amp;subd=ardle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Throughout my <strong>childhood</strong> I was sometimes <strong>afflicted</strong>, or perhaps <strong>blessed</strong>, with a <strong>strange</strong> and <strong>rare</strong> occurrence.</p>
<p>It would come on in the <strong>evening</strong>, usually at <strong>bedtime</strong>, often as I lay <strong>awake</strong> with my head on one side, waiting for <strong>transportation</strong> to the <em>Land of Nod</em>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="The Land of Nod" src="http://kingsenglish.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/land-of-nod.jpg" alt="" width="345" height="134" /></p>
<p>Instead, I found myself in a <strong>bizarre</strong> sensory <strong>juxtaposition</strong> that was hard to put into words, let alone make any <strong>sense</strong> of. I don&#8217;t remember ever being <strong>scared</strong> of it, and indeed, I seemed to <strong>relish</strong> it to a certain extent. No, we&#8217;re not talking <em>onanism</em> here, you filthy-minded readers, something much more <strong>cerebral</strong> &#8211; quite literally.</p>
<p>Attempts at explaining this strange <strong>experience</strong> to siblings and parents were met with <strong>incomprehension</strong>, as far as I can recall, and as I got older its <strong>frequency</strong> of occurrence sharply <strong>declined</strong>, although it <strong>returned</strong> sometimes, always at <strong>night</strong>, and when it did I welcomed it like an old <strong>friend</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Perspective" src="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/forced_20perspective.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="341" /></p>
<p>See, what happens is, all of a <strong>sudden</strong>, you are looking at something, or maybe not even looking, just having an <strong>awareness</strong> of an object, say the cupboard door two metres in front of you, and it feels as if it is <strong>simultaneously</strong> so <strong>close</strong> to your nose it is almost inside, and yet so <strong>far away</strong> that it resides on the other side of the <strong>universe</strong>.</p>
<p>This feeling of the infinitely <strong>close</strong> and infinitely <strong>distant</strong> is incredibly <strong>overwhelming</strong>, and you feel as if you are <strong>floating</strong> on a sensory wave, <strong>disorientated</strong> in the <strong>extreme</strong>, but at the same time <strong>enjoying</strong> it <strong>immensely</strong> from the confines of your warm bed.</p>
<p>It used to make me <strong>giggle</strong> like a <strong>lunatic</strong>, much to the <strong>bewilderment</strong> of anyone who happened to be present, sometimes provoking enquiries about my recent <strong>alcoholic </strong> consumption.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Perspective" src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/63%20Cool%20Perspective%20Pic.jpg" alt="" width="330" height="220" /></p>
<p>It&#8217;s as if you are an <strong>astronaut</strong> adrift in <strong>space</strong> being propelled at speed towards a vast <strong>galaxy</strong> which is filling up your <strong>vision</strong> and yet you are at the same time also <strong>aware</strong> of a single <strong>atom</strong> before you. Think of the <strong>kaleidoscopic</strong> star journey sequence in<strong> Stanley Kubrick&#8217;s</strong> <em>2001</em>, only without the <strong>terror</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="2001" src="http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2001_A_Space_Odyssey_800x600-650x487.jpg" alt="" width="312" height="234" /></p>
<p>I never really <strong>wondered</strong> much about what this was: in later years I ascribed it to some weird <strong>imbalance</strong> of the inner <strong>ear</strong>, since it only ever happened when my <strong>coconut</strong> was on its side, blocking one <strong>lughole</strong>. More recently I was reading about <em>synaesthesia</em>, and thought it might be something <strong>allied</strong> to that.</p>
<p>Or perhaps connected to my chronic <strong>inability</strong> to tell left from right, which manifests itself in me wearing my <strong>watch</strong> on my right hand (I am right-handed, so this is <strong>unusual</strong>).</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Left, Right" src="http://viz.aset.psu.edu/gho/sem_notes/3d_fundamentals/gifs/left_right_hand.gif" alt="" width="292" height="220" /></p>
<p>I suddenly <strong>remembered</strong> it a few days ago, and a little <strong>research</strong> soon showed me that I was not <strong>alone</strong> in having experienced this: indeed, the trippy <strong>phenomena</strong> has a funny-sounding <strong>appellation</strong>, <em>dysmetropsia</em>, which one would think would be more <strong>suited</strong> to a disease for short-sighted <strong>rabbits</strong>, but no.</p>
<p>Apparently it can be connected to <strong>migraines</strong>, and you can, confusingly enough, have <strong>migraines</strong> without actually having a <strong>headache</strong>. No, I didn&#8217;t really get that part, either.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Migraine" src="http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Migraine-Chick.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="226" /></p>
<p>Thing is, I don&#8217;t get it any more, which is a <strong>shame</strong>, because it is a most wonderfully weird <strong>trip</strong> that needs no <strong>illegal</strong> or <strong>costly</strong> chemicals: in other words, a <strong>natural high</strong> &#8211; or more precisely, a natural <strong>near</strong> and <strong>far</strong>.</p>
<p>To conclude, I am reminded of this altered <strong>state</strong> every time I hear the superb <strong>Sebadoh</strong> song <a title="Sebadoh" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXew-7ff0H0" target="_blank">here</a>, since the succinct <strong>lyrics</strong> to this gem contain the phrase &#8220;<em>Close enough, but further away</em>.&#8221; Note the wonderful <strong>ending</strong> to this miniature <strong>masterpiece</strong> of hi-fidelity, and stare at the <strong>wall</strong> and see if you too can <strong>induce</strong> this state, or perhaps even bang your <strong>head</strong> against it, I <strong>dare</strong> you&#8230;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve often criticised the way iTunes and the digital music revolution of recent years has shafted us, offering the convenience of downloading our music but reducing the quality of the product: even worse, we don&#8217;t even really own it any more &#8211; the content is leased without recourse to a high quality hard copy as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ardle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4313452&amp;post=681&amp;subd=ardle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve often criticised the way <a title="iTunes" href="http://alan.edward.es/posts/itunes-is-a-pile-of-shit/" target="_blank">iTunes</a> and the digital music <strong>revolution</strong> of recent years has <strong>shafted</strong> us, offering the <strong>convenience</strong> of downloading our music but reducing the <strong>quality</strong> of the product: even <strong>worse</strong>, we don&#8217;t even really <strong>own</strong> it any more &#8211; the content is <strong>leased</strong> without recourse to a high quality<strong> hard copy</strong> as back up.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="iTunes" src="http://bindapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/itunessuckstop5reasons.jpg" alt="" width="279" height="339" /></p>
<p>Just this last week, however, I&#8217;ve made a few very pleasant <strong>discoveries</strong>.</p>
<p>I heard that venerable <strong>art-punk </strong>stalwarts <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_%28band%29" target="_blank">Wire</a> had released a new <strong>album</strong>, and went to their <a href="http://www.pinkflag.com/" target="_blank">website</a> to read about it. There I noticed that they were offering it for sale not only as a <strong>CD</strong> and a <strong>vinyl</strong> album, but also as a high-quality <strong>digital</strong> download.<strong> £6.99</strong> and you can get the songs <strong>delivered</strong> to your computer in <strong>pristine</strong> <a title="FLAC" href="http://flac.sourceforge.net/" target="_blank">FLAC</a> form.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Wire" src="http://thisisoffset.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/wire1.jpg" alt="" width="311" height="242" /></p>
<p>What does this mean? Well, these files are <strong>lossless</strong> (unlike shitty <strong>MP3&#8242;s</strong>), and can play &#8216;<em>as is</em>&#8216; with good audio/video <strong>players</strong> such as <a title="VLC" href="http://www.videolan.org/vlc/" target="_blank">VLC</a>, but even better, they can be <strong>converted</strong> to <strong>WAV</strong> files as well and burned onto a <strong>CD</strong>, as well as imported into <a title="iTunes" href="http://alan.edward.es/posts/itunes-is-a-pile-of-shit/" target="_blank">iTunes</a> as <strong>MP3&#8242;s</strong> at whatever <strong>bit-rate</strong> you choose : in other words, you have the <strong>best</strong> of both worlds. And, no shitty <a title="DRM" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_rights_management" target="_blank">DRM</a> anti-pirating <strong>bullshit</strong> which assumes you&#8217;re a <strong>criminal</strong> and denies you your <strong>rights</strong> to the goods you&#8217;ve <strong>purchased</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="VLC" src="http://images.videolan.org/images/goodies/vlc-hpep-1024x768.jpg" alt="" width="294" height="222" /></p>
<p>This finally makes <strong>downloading</strong> music a viable <strong>proposition</strong> as far as I&#8217;m concerned, in which you can directly <strong>support</strong> artists you like, pay <strong>less</strong>, and get quality <strong>product</strong> in return. Now compare this to <a title="iTunes" href="http://alan.edward.es/posts/itunes-is-a-pile-of-shit/" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, where most <strong>downloads</strong> are still offered only as laughably <strong>piss-poor</strong> 128Mbps <strong>MP3&#8242;s</strong> with no hard copy at all and at a <strong>higher</strong> price.</p>
<p>Next I went over to <strong>Richard D James</strong>&#8216; <a title="Rephlex Records" href="http://www.rephlex.com/releases" target="_blank">Rephlex Records</a> site to find a similar kind of set up: 30 minute <strong>EPs</strong> going for <strong>£3.50</strong>, downloaded as CD-quality <strong>WAV</strong> files &#8211; yay! Needless to say I filled my cart with techno <strong>goodies</strong>, a very <strong>satisfied</strong> customer indeed.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Aphex Twin" src="http://media.warp.net/images/aphex-twin-logo.jpg" alt="" width="288" height="288" /></p>
<p>Clearly this is the <strong>route</strong> for established <strong>artists</strong> and <strong>punters</strong> alike, a system which cuts out <strong>crap</strong> like <a title="iTunes" href="http://alan.edward.es/posts/itunes-is-a-pile-of-shit/" target="_blank">iTunes </a>completely, and rightly so. Shame on you, <strong>Apple</strong>, for getting it so <strong>wrong</strong> and morphing from a cool <strong>stylish</strong> outfit into a hard-nosed corporate <strong>behemoth</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">*        *        *        *        *        *</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">I also blogged recently concerning my <strong>misgivings</strong> with regard to Amazon&#8217;s <em>Kindle</em>. Well, as I suspected, that particular <strong>device</strong> has been entirely <strong>discarded</strong> and now lives on the arm of my sofa under a <strong>pile</strong> of miscellaneous <strong>crap</strong>. Not only did it not win me over to <em>eBooks</em>, it met with an <strong>amusing</strong> but somehow appropriate <strong>accident</strong> and is now <strong>inoperative</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Kindle" src="http://fishes.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kindle-finger.jpg?w=138&#038;h=150&#038;h=150" alt="" width="138" height="150" /></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">A week or so ago I thought I&#8217;d bring it out to show to a <strong>friend</strong>. Somehow, during the course of a long <strong>cafe</strong> chat session, I managed to briefly sit on it. It looked fine after my <strong>arse</strong> had made contact, and there was no visible <strong>damage</strong>, so once home I chucked it <strong>irreverently</strong> into a <strong>corner</strong> somewhere.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">A few days later I thought I&#8217;d try to use it again, only to <strong>discover</strong> that the top half of the <strong>display</strong> had <strong>vanished</strong>, thus rendering it completely <strong>useless</strong>. Good riddance to bad <strong>rubbish</strong>, I say&#8230;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every few years I notice an object which resides behind the glass doors of a cabinet in my study. It&#8217;s on the second shelf, just in front of a row of miscellaneous books and adjacent to a strange viewing device bearing the Japanese-inspired monogram of Toulouse Lautrec, purchased in the small museum next to the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ardle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4313452&amp;post=670&amp;subd=ardle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every few years I notice an <strong>object</strong> which resides behind the glass doors of a <strong>cabinet</strong> in my <strong>study</strong>. It&#8217;s on the second <strong>shelf</strong>, just in front of a row of miscellaneous <strong>books</strong> and adjacent to a strange viewing <strong>device</strong> bearing the Japanese-inspired <strong>monogram</strong> of <em>Toulouse Lautrec,</em> purchased in the small <strong>museum</strong> next to the giant cathedral in <strong>Albi</strong>.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="Toulouse Lautrec's monogram" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f5/Toulouse-Lautrec_monogram.png" alt="" width="139" height="115" />The object is a nostalgic <strong>representation</strong> of a by-gone age, a historical <strong>artefact</strong> linking me to my <strong>forbears</strong> and a pre-digital non-PC era.</p>
<p>It evokes at once images of learned <strong>Victorians</strong> dimly lit in leather <strong>armchairs</strong> grappling with new <strong>ideas</strong> while sipping <strong>whiskey</strong> from cut-class tumblers.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="Victorian men" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/vic-gent_5-18-2007.jpg?w=237&#038;h=328" alt="" width="237" height="328" /></p>
<p>Simultaneously, however, we can also picture Irish <strong>navvies</strong> taking well-earned breaks from their canal-digging <strong>endeavours</strong>, or cloth-capped <strong>Northerners</strong> on grim street corners of mining towns, <strong>immortalised</strong> in black and white.</p>
<p>I suppose, like the best <strong>horror</strong> films, I should never reveal the nature of the <strong>object</strong> in order to maintain <strong>suspense</strong>, stir the imaginations of my readers, and <strong>avoid</strong> the inevitable <strong>anticlimax</strong> when it is <strong>revealed</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="B-Movie Dinosaur" src="http://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/1/1c/1940.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="203" /></p>
<p>However, we are not dealing with papier-mâché <strong>dinosaurs</strong> or badly-rendered CG <strong>ghouls</strong>, so here we go: we are talking of a <strong>pipe</strong>.</p>
<p>Of course, the <strong>title</strong> of this piece probably gave that away, since it is hard these days to write a <strong>headline</strong> without an attempt at some kind of witty <strong>word-play</strong>. The large <strong>picture</strong> of a pipe might have given the <strong>game</strong> away, too.</p>
<p>Yes, a <strong>pipe</strong>, a finely wrought briar <strong>artefact</strong> purchased many years ago in <a href="http://www.fredericktranter.co.uk/bathshop.shtml" target="_blank">Frederick Tranter&#8217;s</a> shop in <strong>Bath</strong>, under the <strong>aegis</strong> of long-departed <strong>Lightfoot Sr</strong>, himself an <strong>adept</strong> with the old <strong>meerschaum</strong> and <strong>beard</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-671" title="pipe" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/pipe.jpg?w=300&#038;h=224" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></p>
<p>No doubt this <strong>shop</strong> has seen better days, although still <strong>extant</strong>, and the few remaining ageing bearded <strong>pipe-smokers</strong> have long since <strong>retreated</strong> to their respective garden <strong>sheds</strong>, shooed into the <strong>shadows</strong> by current social and legislative <strong>trends</strong>.</p>
<p>And so every few years I notice my fine <strong>pipe</strong> (no smutty <strong>remarks</strong>, please), and, appreciating its <strong>workmanship</strong> and <strong>texture</strong>, bring it out of its hiding place, along with a tin of hand-blended Danish <strong>tobacco</strong> imbued with the aroma of <strong>coffee</strong>, once purchased in <strong>Copenhagen</strong> and no doubt long past its <strong>sell by date</strong>, if <strong>tobacco</strong> possesses such things.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-672" title="tabacco" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/tabacco-e1296925482376.jpg?w=224&#038;h=300" alt="" width="224" height="300" /></p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m not really a <strong>smoker</strong>, and never have been, although my various <strong>abodes</strong> have always had stocks of <em>Gitanes</em>, <em>Sobranie</em>, and various brands of <strong>cigar</strong> languishing in the <strong>shadows</strong>, and every now and again I <strong>indulge</strong>.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s just something <strong>magical</strong> and <strong>wondrous</strong> about sitting in my <strong>garden</strong> after <strong>midnight</strong> with a glass of <strong>whiskey</strong> or <strong>rum</strong>, listening to some fine <strong>tunes</strong> on the <em>iPhone</em> and gazing at a clear night <strong>sky</strong> and all that it offers the contemplative <strong>viewer</strong>, while occasionally <strong>puffing</strong> on a <em>&#8216;gar</em> (as <a href="http://www.furious.com/perfect/mikewatt.html" target="_blank">Mike Watt</a> calls them). Take away any of those principal <strong>ingredients</strong> and the <strong>experience</strong> just isn&#8217;t the same, and loses its <strong>magic</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Sobranie" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/eb-sobranieoflondoncocktailcigarettes2.jpg?w=210&#038;h=280" alt="" width="210" height="280" /></p>
<p>Modern <strong>PC-ism</strong> might describe my relaxing nocturnal <strong>habit</strong> in slightly different terms: damaging<strong> brain cells</strong>, <strong>liver</strong> and <strong>throat</strong> through the imbibing of <strong>alcohol</strong>, harming my already shredded <strong>ear drums</strong> through the use of <strong>headphones</strong>, and the introduction of various carcinogenic <strong>toxins</strong> to the body due to <strong>contact</strong> with burning <em>New World</em> leaf products.</p>
<p>But I say <strong>fuck</strong> those <strong>killjoys</strong> in their white <strong>coats</strong> and <strong>clipboards</strong>, the <strong>dull</strong> end of <strong>science</strong> feeding into the <strong>straightjacket</strong> of overweening <strong>government</strong> bent on wiping out all <strong>traces</strong> of childlike flights of <strong>fancy</strong> and <strong>wonder</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Einstein" src="http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/new-letters-reveal-einsteins-love-life-6MS.jpg" alt="" width="193" height="272" /></p>
<p><strong>Einstein</strong> liked a <strong>pipe</strong>, and I hear that <strong>Heisenberg</strong> smoked sixty <strong>Woodbines</strong> a day, while <strong>Madame Curie</strong> was rarely seen without a <em>Gauloise</em> dangling from the corner of her <strong>gob</strong>, and these were true <strong>visionaries</strong> of science.</p>
<p>Such <strong>habits</strong> in the end do not really warrant <strong>analysis</strong> when indulged in <strong>moderation</strong>, and too much of practically anything will <strong>kill</strong> you. Hell, <strong>life</strong> itself may <strong>kill</strong> you, and usually does.</p>
<p>But I digress. Each time I bring out the <strong>pipe</strong>, the same thing happens. After <strong>admiring</strong> it, <strong>handling</strong> it and <strong>remembering</strong> a long lost world, I fill the bowl with the <strong>noxious</strong> weed, and light up.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="pipe cartoon" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/men13.jpg?w=280&#038;h=235" alt="" width="280" height="235" /></p>
<p>Shortly after, <strong>coughing</strong> and <strong>spluttering</strong>, head <strong>dizzy</strong> and stomach <strong>convulsing</strong> with the strong unaccustomed intake of <strong>Nick O&#8217;Teen</strong> and his chemical pals, I realise that the <strong>habit</strong> is not for me, and the <strong>pipe</strong> is replaced in the cabinet, there to <strong>linger</strong> a while longer until I repeat the <strong>experiment</strong> years hence, never learning.</p>
<p>The projected <strong>image</strong> of the waistcoated <strong>intellectual</strong> puffing away in his leather <strong>armchair</strong>, <strong>bewhiskered</strong> and adorned with a <em>pince-nez</em>, is after all nothing more than a <strong>pipe dream</strong>.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally bought a Kindle the other day after finding that they were back in stock at Amazon.com after the Christmas rush. I was ordering books for a forthcoming trip to Italy, and after putting a couple of high quality Blue Guides into the basket I realised I needed another, less cultured and more practical [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ardle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4313452&amp;post=664&amp;subd=ardle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>I finally bought a <strong>Kindle</strong> the other day after finding that they were back in stock at <strong>Amazon.com</strong> after the <strong>Christmas</strong> rush.</p>
<p>I was ordering books for a forthcoming trip to <strong>Italy</strong>, and after putting a couple of high quality <strong>Blue Guides</strong> into the basket I realised I needed another, less <strong>cultured</strong> and more <strong>practical</strong> guide, so looked at the <strong>Lonely Planet</strong>.</p>
<p>As much as I <strong>dislike</strong> this series, they are <strong>useful</strong> for when you need to know about rail <strong>connections</strong> rather than obscure <strong>architectural</strong> trivia.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Blue Guide" src="http://blueguides.com/tripjournal/files/bg-n-italy.jpg" alt="" width="282" height="434" /></p>
<p>However, just as I was <strong>grimacing</strong> at the thought of having to lug this 1,000 page <strong>monster</strong> around when I&#8217;d only be checking it for details a few times, I noticed a <strong>Kindle</strong> version was being offered alongside the <strong>traditional</strong> book, and at a slightly <strong>reduced</strong> price.</p>
<p>A quick check revealed that the <strong>Kindle</strong> was in stock, and suddenly I envisioned the <strong>weighty</strong> tome being transformed into a small slim grey <strong>slab</strong>, which could also be <strong>stuffed</strong> with other documents, the ones I usually print out and <strong>staple</strong> together. A practical <strong>solution</strong>, even though I realised I would most likely never be reading <strong>novels</strong> from the electronic newcomer.</p>
<p>The <strong>Kindle</strong> arrived a few days later, and now, after a couple of weeks of use (or rather, <strong>non-use</strong>), I can say that its purchase was a <strong>mistake</strong>.</p>
<p>The moment I saw it I knew that this <strong>device</strong> was not going to be as <strong>revered</strong> and <strong>respected</strong> as my <strong>iPhone 4</strong> or <strong>Nikon D7000</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/d7000.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-666" title="D7000" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/d7000.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>The <strong>Kindle</strong> is just a very <strong>limited</strong> device in a medium which is clearly still in its <strong>infancy</strong>. Sure, its <strong>promise</strong> and <strong>premise</strong> are startling, and has potentially the same <strong>appeal</strong> as the <strong>iPod</strong> first had : you could have your entire <strong>collection</strong> with you at all times.</p>
<p>With the <strong>iPod</strong>, however, you still <strong>retain</strong> your earlier medium. Your entire CD <strong>collection</strong> gets processed and <strong>stuffed</strong> into the device, leaving you with both, the <strong>mobile</strong> lower quality version, and the full files on your CDs for <strong>blasting</strong> out on your fancy <strong>hifi</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="iPod" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Ipod_backlight_transparent.png" alt="" width="278" height="466" /></p>
<p>The <strong>Kindle</strong> is different, and crucially so. That large book <strong>collection</strong> you&#8217;ve been building up over the last few <strong>decades</strong> isn&#8217;t going to appear on your <strong>eBook</strong> reader, not unless you&#8217;re prepared to buy them all again in <strong>digital</strong> form.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s rather like the <strong>shafting</strong> we all got in the <strong>vinyl</strong> to <strong>CD</strong> switchover back in the <strong>80&#8242;s</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="CD vs Vinyl" src="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2009/09/cd-vinyl_670.jpg" alt="" width="402" height="198" /></p>
<p>Perhaps some <strong>richer folk</strong> don&#8217;t mind that, and obviously it is they who are the main <strong>target</strong> for the device : kids brought up in the <strong>digital</strong> age wouldn&#8217;t be affected, but they don&#8217;t read books anyway.</p>
<p>Aside from that, which in itself is something of a <strong>deal-breaker</strong>, we come to the actual reading <strong>experience</strong>. The screen is fine, and easy on the eyes. The <strong>navigation</strong>, however, is <strong>horrendous</strong>. <strong>Clunky</strong> and <strong>unintuitive</strong>, all users of <strong>iPhones</strong> will constantly find themselves touching the screen, somehow hoping that it has suddenly become <strong>touch responsive</strong> in order to obviate the awful <strong>clickfest</strong> that ensues any time you want to <strong>locate</strong> something within your tome.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="iPhone vs Kindle" src="http://reviews.cnet.com/i/bto/20090324/kindle2_iphone_2.jpg" alt="" width="322" height="196" /></p>
<p>Maybe for <strong>novels</strong> this wouldn&#8217;t be so much of a <strong>problem</strong>, but for <strong>reference</strong> materials it is <strong>annoying</strong>.</p>
<p>A few days ago I discovered that <strong>Kindle</strong> has an <strong>app</strong> for the <strong>iPhone</strong> which I dutifully <strong>installed</strong> and found I could <strong>download</strong> and read all of my purchased <strong>eBooks</strong> in style.</p>
<p>What a <strong>difference</strong>, even though the smaller screen is less pleasing to read: being able to <strong>navigate</strong> by <strong>touching</strong> headings, turning pages seamlessly by <strong>swiping</strong> the screen, having maps in <strong>colour</strong> and being able to activate <strong>links</strong> directly in a real web browser.</p>
<p>The <strong>iPhone</strong> will be coming to <strong>Italy</strong>, not the <strong>Kindle</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/naples.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-667" title="Naples" src="http://ardle.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/naples.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>I only purchased one other book &#8211; a large compendium of <strong>poetry</strong>, which I thought might be nice to <strong>dip</strong> into. Unfortunately this was not to be &#8211; like most of the <strong>shoddy</strong> free stuff you can fill your <strong>Kindle</strong> with, this <strong>eBook</strong> came with no <strong>index</strong> or <strong>contents</strong> page, rendering <strong>navigation</strong> impossible. The illustrations too were <strong>missing</strong>, replaced by <strong>ugly</strong> placeholders.</p>
<p>My regard for the <strong>Kindle</strong> can be seen in the way I <strong>treat</strong> it &#8211; instead of buying a fancy <strong>case</strong>, it resides in a <strong>tatty</strong> yellow paper bag.</p>
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<p>Obviously the <strong>Kindle</strong> has been a big hit in its latest <strong>incarnation</strong>, and sales of <strong>eBooks</strong> at <strong>Amazon</strong> have eclipsed those of <strong>paper</strong>, but for me the device is of little immediate use.</p>
<p>Perhaps it would be more <strong>appealing</strong> if, aside from the <strong>navigation</strong> woes, Amazon were to adopt the policy of throwing in a <strong>free</strong> electronic version with every <strong>real</strong> book purchase, just as the surprisingly large number of musicians releasing on <strong>vinyl</strong> include a free <strong>CD</strong> or <strong>MP3</strong>&#8216;s. Then you could enjoy the <strong>best</strong> of both worlds.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was thinking about the <strong>Kindle</strong> book reader the other night, wondering whether or not it might be <strong>fun</strong> to get one seeing as how the <strong>price</strong> has dropped and it might be yet another nice little <strong>gadget</strong> to have around. Then I got to thinking that it represents yet another <strong>digitisation</strong> of the <strong>Old World</strong>, and I had to wonder whether that was a <strong>good thing</strong> or not. Previous changes have been in the fields of <strong>music</strong> and <strong>photography</strong>, and both <strong>transitions</strong> were not without their <strong>problems</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Kindle 3" src="http://cdn.cbsi.com.au/story_media/339305659/amazon-kindle3_1.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="270" /></p>
<p><strong>CDs</strong> &#8211; well, that wasn&#8217;t too difficult : <strong>sacrifice</strong> the large artwork for a dinky little <strong>booklet</strong>, but gain a far more <strong>durable</strong> and glitch-free artefact, and once we&#8217;d got past the initially <strong>lousy</strong> digital transfers there was no going back, really.</p>
<p>The second stage of the music <strong>revolution</strong> has been different, however. As an audio <strong>engineer</strong> of sorts I was always aware (and wary) of the sonic <strong>limitations</strong> of the <strong>MP3</strong> format compared to the .<strong>wavs</strong> of the <strong>CD</strong>. This didn&#8217;t stop me from becoming an <strong>early adopter</strong> of the <strong>iPod</strong>, although I always drew the line at actually buying <strong>downloaded</strong> files, always preferring to have the <strong>hard copy CD</strong> beforehand. The rare occasions on which I have purchased songs on <strong>iTunes</strong> led me to realise not only the inferior <strong>quality</strong> of the files and the lack of <strong>artwork</strong>, but also the issue of <strong>ownership</strong>. Buy a <strong>CD</strong> and you have the music there in your hands <strong>forever</strong> (or at least until that shiny disk starts to <strong>corrode</strong>&#8230;). Download an <strong>MP3</strong>, and you are merely <strong>leasing</strong> it. Change <strong>computers</strong> more than three times and you&#8217;ll find that the song is no longer <strong>available</strong> to your ears. I lost a few in the <strong>migration</strong> from <em>Windows</em> to <em>Mac</em>, with no way to get them back save by re-buying.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="iPod Nano 6G" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_zfVZUkfQLqA/TH6TRuU--aI/AAAAAAAAB3s/GCIJKZEetXE/ipod%20nano%206th%202010.png" alt="" width="349" height="233" /></p>
<p>So this last step I will not take, since for me the <strong>losses</strong> clearly outweigh the <strong>gains</strong>. Perhaps the <strong>young</strong>, brought up on this and not knowing any <strong>better</strong>, won&#8217;t care and will cheerily <strong>accept</strong> what is obviously a <strong>diminution</strong> of  both <strong>quality</strong> and <strong>consumer rights</strong>.</p>
<p>Next transition was <strong>photography</strong>. I wasn&#8217;t an <strong>early adopter</strong> here, and only went over to the <strong>digital</strong> side about five years ago, concerned again that the rendering of <strong>light</strong> into 0&#8242;s and 1&#8242;s would result in a reduction in <strong>quality</strong>. When I finally took the <strong>plunge</strong> and got my first <strong>Nikon</strong> DSLR, a <strong>D50</strong>, I realised that the crappy <strong>quality</strong> evident in most compact &#8216;<em>point and shoot</em>&#8216; digicams was not a <strong>concern</strong> on the big cameras. Once assured of the <strong>quality</strong> of the images, I <strong>embraced</strong> the vastly increased <strong>possibilities</strong> of digital <strong>photography</strong> to the full.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Digital Photography" src="http://www.dptips-central.com/image-files/camera_action1.gif" alt="" width="230" height="320" /></p>
<p>The <strong>fact</strong> of being able to see what you&#8217;ve just taken has transformed <strong>photography</strong> from an elitist <strong>esoteric</strong> pursuit full of <strong>arcane</strong> terminology into an <strong>egalitarian</strong> art form which can be enjoyed by everyone. Rule books can be thrown away, and free <strong>experimentation</strong> is enabled at no extra cost, a real <strong>emancipation</strong>.</p>
<p>And now <strong>Kindle</strong>, representing the digitisation of the <strong>book</strong>. Aside from my love of <strong>gadgets</strong>, I can&#8217;t say that I ever want to forgo the <strong>pleasures</strong> of holding a new <strong>book</strong> in my hands. I understand that the <strong>decline</strong> of the book is probably <strong>inevitable</strong> now, since young <strong>kids</strong> don&#8217;t read them anymore, and I find myself spending my <strong>commuting</strong> time peering into my <strong>iPhone</strong>&#8216;s diminutive screen to read a whole range of things. I also get the undeniable <strong>relief</strong> our <strong>forests</strong> will feel when the book becomes a mere <strong>niche</strong> product like <strong>vinyl</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Vinyl" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Colour_vinyl.jpg" alt="" width="311" height="233" /></p>
<p>But still, I don&#8217;t think that the sheer <strong>convenience</strong> of having thousands of reads at one&#8217;s <strong>disposal</strong> can beat the feel and look of a <strong>real</strong> book. This is one <strong>transition</strong> I don&#8217;t think I can ever fully make.</p>
<p>And all this brings me to another <strong>consideration</strong> of these changes: is the ready <strong>access</strong> to vast amounts of music, books, information and images necessarily a <strong>good thing</strong>? The <strong>nerd</strong> in me loves the idea of being to carry my <strong>entire</strong> music library around with me, but after a certain <strong>stage</strong> was passed in the growth of my <strong>iTunes</strong> library I was reminded of the <strong>lyric</strong> to the <strong>Devo</strong> song &#8216;<em>Freedom of Choice</em>.&#8217;</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Devo - Freedom of Choice" src="http://trainingfortraders.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Devo1.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="320" /></p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><em>&#8216;In ancient Rome</em><br />
<em>There was a poem</em><br />
<em>About a dog</em><br />
<em>Who found two bones</em><br />
<em>He picked at one</em><br />
<em>He licked the other</em><br />
<em>He went in circles</em><br />
<em>He dropped dead</em></p>
<p><em>Freedom of choice</em><br />
<em>Is what you got</em><br />
<em>Freedom from choice</em><br />
<em>Is what you want.&#8217;</em></p>
<p>Sometimes of an evening, when I&#8217;m <strong>recumbent</strong> on the <strong>sofa</strong> and looking forward to an hour or so of <strong>sonic relaxation</strong>, I reach for the <strong>iPhone</strong>, open the <strong>iTunes</strong> remote app, and am then <strong>stymied</strong> by the vast amount of music <strong>available</strong> to me &#8211; around 21,000 songs. It <strong>freaks</strong> me out a bit. I don&#8217;t know what to listen to. Stick to a well-worn <strong>favourite</strong>, or try something a little less <strong>familiar</strong>, or even completely <strong>unheard</strong>? (Such is the amount of <strong>undigested</strong> material in my collection). Perhaps there are <strong>limits</strong> to what the human mind can <strong>deal</strong> with. I find I can handle a <strong>collection</strong> of 5,000 songs, but not one of 21,000. That I cannot <strong>conceive</strong> of comfortably.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="aligncenter" title="iTunes remote" src="http://www.sizlopedia.com/wp-content/uploads/itunes-remote.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="230" /></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">How then, do the <strong>young</strong> folk brought up with the <strong>internet</strong> deal with this <strong>overabundance</strong> of material? Do they develop a good <strong>filtering</strong> system that helps them <strong>cope</strong> with the vast <strong>possibilities</strong>? And is the easy <strong>availability</strong> of everything causing it to be <strong>devalued</strong>? Do the <strong>teenagers</strong> of today <strong>love</strong> and <strong>cherish</strong> the tunes on their <strong>MP3s</strong> as much as I did the<strong> 7&#8243; singles</strong> I used to buy once a month or so with my <strong>savings</strong>?</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">I don&#8217;t really know the <strong>answers</strong> to these questions, but I understand the <strong>importance</strong> of not becoming another tedious <strong>old git</strong> complaining about how things were better in the<strong> old days</strong> (I don&#8217;t necessarily think they were).</p>
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<p style="text-align:left;">However, I do know how amazingly <strong>adaptable</strong> human beings are, and how the <strong>universe</strong> itself is built on <strong>change</strong>, and how it is <strong>futile</strong> to fight it. The digital <strong>revolution</strong> will proceed no matter what we think of it: the <strong>trick</strong> will be to <strong>embrace</strong> only that which seems to truly <strong>enhance</strong> life and <strong>reject</strong> that which does not, although it is often difficult to make this important <strong>distinction</strong>.</p>
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<h3>EMILE ZOLA &#8211; &#8220;Germinal&#8221; (1885)</h3>
<p>The thirteenth in Zola&#8217;s epic twenty-novel <em>Les Rougons-Macquart</em> series chronicling the effects of <strong>heredity</strong> and <strong>environment</strong> in  nineteenth-century <strong>France</strong>, <em>Germinal</em> is often regarded as the <strong>finest</strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Gripping</strong>, and at turns <strong>shocking</strong> and <strong>moving</strong>, the story takes place  amid the blasted <strong>landscapes</strong> of northern France&#8217;s <strong>minefields</strong> where entire  families are employed in eaking out a <strong>subsistence</strong> living under the earth in <strong>foul</strong> conditions.</p>
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<p>Enter Etienne Lantier, a <strong>wanderer</strong> who picks up a job at the <strong>pit</strong> and  is taken in by a local <strong>poverty-stricken</strong> mining family. Semi-educated and  influenced both by the <strong>promises</strong> of the <em>International</em> in <strong>Paris</strong> and a local <strong>anarchist</strong>, he soon sets himself up as <strong>leader</strong> and  brings the workforce into <strong>industrial action</strong> against the mine owners with <strong> disasterous</strong> consequences.</p>
<p>Zola&#8217;s deft telling of the tale takes no sides and explores both the  doomed <strong>failure</strong> of the strike, the misguided <strong>self-aggrandising</strong> impulses  of Etienne, the failure of the <em>International</em>, as well  as the <strong>insensitive</strong> and <strong>petty</strong> mine owners.</p>
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<p>Zola obviously researched well, since the details of the <strong>hellish</strong> conditions of the mines are <strong>stunning</strong> and <strong>vivid</strong>, and the short, <strong>brutal</strong> lives of the human <strong>moles</strong> who toil there are portrayed in <strong> harsh</strong> terms: precocious <strong>couplings</strong> amid the <strong>slag-heaps</strong> to counter the  lives cut <strong>short</strong> by occupational <strong>diseases</strong> and <strong>disasters</strong>.</p>
<p>Hardly a light read, very <strong>depressing</strong> in content, and yet we are left  with the idea that a <strong>seed</strong> has been planted in the workers, an <strong>acceptance</strong> that their own blood <strong>scarifices</strong> will eventually  lead to a better world in the <strong>future</strong>.</p>
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<p>A <strong>superb</strong> and highly recommended read.</p>
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